Wednesday, September 29, 2010

Ryan Higa aka NIGAHIGA is the KING of NEW MEDIA

Ryan Higa
written by: Mr. APA

Ryan Higa is the King of Youtube, thus making him the automatic king of all asians as well as the King of New Media.  That's right, Howard Stern maybe the King of Media but Ryan Higa is the King of new media.

Ryan Higa
This isn't helping his Disney chances either
How the hell is he so damn popular?  I remember first catching him during this "how to be" days (before Youtube took all those videos down) and man did he act stupid.  But you know what?  He didn't care and I said to myself (because I had no friends around me at the time)  This guy's gonna be huge!  And now he is. Well technically he's the same size he always was but now with over 2 million subscribers on youtube, he's huge in a technical online sense.  Anyways, my point here is, WHY THE HECK is he not on TV?  Like seriously?  If Ryan Higa was white (*cough* like Fred *cough*) NigaHiga would have his OWN SHOW on the disney channel by now.  Seriously, he would, but he's asian and I'm sure some stupid Disney executive is like, nope he's asian, who would want to watch him? So in his defense I've written a letter to the Disney Channel executive in his defense.  If any of you know a disney channel executive, please send this to them.

Dear Disney Channel executive, 
        Why are you so dumb?  Why have you given Fred his own TV show and not RYAN Higa?  This dude is much better looking than Fred and he doesn't have a huge whiny voice so Ryan will actually be able to be IN SCENES with other people.  SO yes, Disney executive, please stop being racist and give Ryan Higa his own show.  
                           You're friend,
                                 Asian American TV

Ryan Higa
See kids, work hard on youtube and one day you too can
take a picture with a big breasted white girl. 
(how do I know he'll be fine on disney channel?  because unlike the REST of AMERICA, kids aren't AS RACIST as their adult counterparts so if they see something funny, they will probably watch it and not change the channel just because there isn't a white kid on the screen...  (i'm looking at you old asian parents who change the channel when black people show up on the CW)   Also, I sat next to a 8 yr old on the plane once, and he loved NigaHiga.  That's all the market research I needed.

Alright not sure where this was going so I'll leave you with a link to the trailer of his new epic movie starring Ryan Higa AND Arden Cho (and of course directed by the very talented Wong Fu Productions)

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